The Constitutional Monarchy of Great Cuban Empire is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 415 million Great Cuban Empireans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 25.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Great Cuban Empirean economy, worth 18.9 trillion Koes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,521 Koes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Chicken overlords, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and Great Cuban Empire has designated Great Cuban Empire City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Great Cuban Empire's national animal is the Cuban Finch, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Great Cuban Empire is ranked 123,045^th in the world and 185^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 13.03 flags saluted per person per day.